“Hello… I’m Joe Meisch, creator of the Temple Massager,
I am so convinced that you will enjoy my patent pending temple massager that I am offering this guarantee: If you are not 100% satisfied with my massager, you can return it within 30 days for a no-questions-asked refund. Further more, this massager is so durable, I guarantee it from defects for 1 year.
To obtain a refund, simply return the Meisch Temple Massager within 30 days of purchase and you will be credited back the purchase price (if you purchased by credit card). Those who pay by check will be sent a refund check within 30 days of receipt of the returned item.
Ship all returns to: Meisch Temple Massager P.O. Box 512 Cazadero, CA 95421.
I want you to be happy with your temple massager…and remember, if you loan it out, it may not come back…so why not buy an extra one as a gift!